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What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris
|my mom:||you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things|
|me:||yes but today is not that day|
but mashed, they’re PURPLE??
AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????
WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!
every time i see an ‘m’ anywhere, i look closely to make sure it’s not actually ‘rn’
If you ever think your parents are too hard on you just remember that Mufasa materialized as a cloud to tell Simba to get his shit together.