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dinkles-shenanigans:

the more I think about my past self the more I

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(via ambush--reality)

martyr-ed:

castiels-feathery-butt:

tyflowsion:

what if ducks threw bread back at you

you’d have to duck

This expresses the English language pretty well

(Source: tyquil, via tiannananabatman)

regenderate:

hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor:

jaclcfrost:

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

(via spoonicegiggles)

littaly:

bip-bop-bam:

littaly:

skellyscoo:

paulsrockinpagoda:

thatdarnwaffleopolis:

Oh no.

Oh no.

Oh no.

Why are you saying “oh no” there’s a reason the condom was there. Would you rather whoever took it to go have unsafe sex?

the pin

OH NO

(Source: sexhaver, via i-dont-like-pancakes)

starllex:

when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like 

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(via revinkevin)

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