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what if ducks threw bread back at you
you’d have to duck
This expresses the English language pretty well
let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?
Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too
and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?
Why are you saying “oh no” there’s a reason the condom was there. Would you rather whoever took it to go have unsafe sex?
when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like